Still Life With Orc

Fran:

I’ve been feeding and clothing a homeless Orc in my doughnut shop, not to mention lusting after his body, for months. It’s all I’ve been able to do since he hasn’t let me see anything else about him. Forced by circumstances to take him in, I discover he’s… submissive. Did Christmas just come early for me?

Grazlar:

I… um. That is, Fran… well,...

Jason:

I’d say that I wasn’t ready for a big, battered Orc to show up on my farm and tell me he was going to make me his, but the truth is, that was exactly the kind of thing I had been waiting for all my life.

Willoch:

It only takes one sign from Jason that he’s interested and attracted, and my instincts take over. Is this big, beautiful, human...

Ethan: I’d like to deliver a PSA for any of you considering driving to the mountains to find an Orc to bang while rolling on molly. Or maybe I just did? Anyway, don’t. Or you might find yourself starring in some very questionable Orc porn—which, did I mention, was what started this whole stupid thing in the first place?! My obsession with Orc...